09 February 2009

Diagnosis Needed?

I see things all the time that don't quite seem to be there. I think my spectacles may be possessed or cursed. I'll be looking forward and see a dark blur dash in my peripheral. But there's never anything there. This happens at home, work, and in public. Give it to me straight, Doc--am I going crazy?


1 comment:

austin.s.martin said...

Don't call Dick Van Dyke - he's no good at diagnosing health conditions. A word of advice: don't go to Dick Van Dyke for a prostate exam.