18 February 2009

I Beg To Differ


I got docked for being overweight/out of shape and living in a densely populated area...


09 February 2009

Diagnosis Needed?

I see things all the time that don't quite seem to be there. I think my spectacles may be possessed or cursed. I'll be looking forward and see a dark blur dash in my peripheral. But there's never anything there. This happens at home, work, and in public. Give it to me straight, Doc--am I going crazy?


04 February 2009

Truly Epic

I just watched American Graffiti for the first time. Inebriated. Holy crap, I sure am using spell check a lot already. Thank you Google--I don't know what I'd do without you. And you too, Bulleit bourbon--thank you for helping to make this film an incredible experience. I can't believe I'd never seen it before. AG is definitely in my top ten now. Brilliant.


03 February 2009

So Far, So Lame

I'm not doing too well as far as blogging goes this year. For that, I apologize. My dedicated (albeit nonexistent) fanbase deserves better.

I'll get right on it. For realsies. Just as soon as I...


P. S. -- How's your 2009 going so far?