So I guess I might as well too. Surely you know that today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Surely. If you don't, you must be sooo out of touch. Totally.
Or maybe you just have a life and better things to do. I dunno. I suppose that's a possibility.
Well, in honor of ITLAPD I bought a very nice bottle of aged dark rum last night. Yarr. Avast ye landlubbers! Stay the bloody hell away from me grog lest ye be run through and cast overboard!